If...

This is all over the blogosphere and I am jumping on the bandwagon...
Because all the cool girls are doing it.

• If I were to get pregnant again I would throw myself off a very tall bridge. Talk to me about getting pregnant again when I sleep for 10 uninterrupted hours. Until then I will want to punch you in the face.
• If I could have any job in the world I would be paid at least $4,000 a month for being a SAHM.
• If I had a day to myself I would go to the spa, read a book and just call every 10 minutes to check on O.
• If I could live anywhere in the US I would want to pack everyone I love and head south. 
• If Owen was a girl her name would be Scarlett.
• If I could have any talent in the world I would want to be able to sing....
• If you met me in real life I think you would want to be my bff.
• If I could go back to school and get a different degree I would get it in Communications or International Relations.
• If money were not an object I would stay home with the babyboy, pay off everything, and buy lots of pretty things.
• If I could meet one celebrity I think I would want to meet Ellen or Oprah.
• If I could only shop at one store for the rest of my life it would be Marshalls or Tj Maxx. Seriously, they have everything.
• If we get a pet I would get a fish, they have a quick shelf life. (No litter boxes)
• If I could go on a trip right now, I would want to go to Fiji.
• If I had to choose between a house cleaner and a personal chef I would choose house cleaner. But, then they would quit bc I would follow them around to make sure they were up to par.
• If I had the option of plastic surgery, I would totally do it. Well even after O I look alright.. it would just be better if my you know what's didn't sag to my knees. (;